Why did you do it?  Who put you to it?
If Dole were in your place (it's certain to say),
It'd sure be different than it is today

Oh!  You are the man

Hiding together; dark of the hallway
From a fib came a scandal, and we were deceived
Now you've the face of the unbelieved

Oh!  You are the man

Long time we've put up with your word games
Sure sign that we've had enough
Decline throughout your tenure
From the first to the last, you have left us all aghast

Millions of viewers dragged through the sewers
From the Starr report, Congress will decide:
Set to impeach because ol' Willie lied

Oh!  You are the man

You're the man...you are the man!