(In the rush of preparation, has anyone checked to see
if the year 2000 itself is Y2K compatible?)
YEAR 2000 DOWN
(To the tune of "Two Thousand Down," from the Kerry
Livgren album When Things Get Electric)
Rolling like thunder; do you hear that sound?
The neighbors packed and ran for higher ground
Shelves will be empty, or so we've been told:
"Your fate is sealed unless you're hoarding gold."
But we'll all see, the fear's a quirk in our history
It's flowing through the airwaves on national TV
Gold and silver the consultants charge
Bills for system tests are looming large
"Upgrade your network, or close the door" --
We'll soon be learning what we're paying for
And we'll all see, the fear's a form of mentality
It's buried in our psyche and clawing to get out
Now we're counting away, mere months to zero
Days slip beneath us and now, before we know it's here
Year 2000 down
Myths and rumors across the 'Net
You take your chances once you place your bet
We pledge allegiance, man to man, one by one
Then stock our ammo 'fore the looters come
And we'll all see, the fear's territoriality
It's swimming in our gene pool and crawling to the shore
Now we're counting away, mere months to zero
Days slip beneath us and now, before we know it's here
Year 2000 down
Still counting down, mere months to zero
Days slip beneath us and now, before we know it's here
Still counting down, mere months to zero
Days slip beneath us and now, before we know it's here
Year 2000 down