The Wheatheads' Creed
 
I believe in Kansas the Prog Band Almighty,
makers of music and dreams,
and in Kerry Livgren
their Wayward Son our bard,
who conceived a band of unique sound,
was borne on wings of steel,
studied under Wagner and Strauss,
was converted anew and enlightened,
he descended into contract hell
(some FAQ sites omit this),
with A.D. he rose again,
he ascended into
independent recording label ownership,
and sitteth at the account books of
Kansas the Prog Band Almighty,
with whom he shall come to judge
the Spice Girls and Sony.
 
I believe in Collectors' Sedition,
the wholly international fanbase,
the communion of Body Worshippers,
the forgiveness of mailing list faux pas,
the resurrection of Steve's voice,
and the Tour everlasting.
Carry On.