'TIS THE SEASON
(To the tune of "Deck the Halls")
 

'Tis the season to spend money
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Boy, our checkbook sure looks funny
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Spend we now with wild abandon
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Bowing to the god of mammon
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!