The Lies Are Falling

THE LIES ARE FALLING
(To the tune of "The Sky Is Falling," from the Kansas album Always Never the Same)

The 'lection winner thinks approval is something he can buy
All the women in the hall are passing by his bathroom stall
Until he sees one wink her eye

Ken Starr's report is stranger than fiction, but today's his lucky day
He bets it all on a final shot; but if he chokes, it's all for naught
Ol' Bill has one last card to play

Just stop the lies from falling, falling down on me
Stray interns creepy crawling, ducking Hillary
Just stop the lies from falling; dodge the window pane
This White House free-for-all; the lies are falling; who'll take the blame?

Vice-Prez is keeping a low profile; Bill's flings have left their mark
Fund-raising indiscretions still raise so many questions
How come 2000 seems so dark?

Stray intern smiles as if to tell you she don't need perfect love
Some place that's safe and warm; a little shelter from the storm
She hears that crackin' sound above