(The impeachment trial really wasn't one of the Senate's finer
moments...)
SENATORS IN DISGUISE
(To the tune of "Silhouettes in Disguise," from the
Kansas album Power)
Senators debate, then they test their fate
Pride is on the line; the signs are dangerous
Hearts to numb to feel; eyes as cold as steel
Today they meet the press 'fore they vote about that dress
Senators in disguise -- legal hearts, weary eyes
Grim-faced jurors on TV and under oath
Some will cry, "The table's turned!"
Some will lie, but none will learn
Senators in disguise crash and burn
They pick the time and place, then they fall from grace
They're riding on the polls, trying to chase the sound bite
Tensions never cool 'fore the media pool
That's who they're struttin' for 'til we boot them out the door
Senators in disguise -- legal hearts, weary eyes
Grim-faced jurors on TV and under oath
Some will cry, "The table's turned!"
Some will lie, but none will learn
Senators in disguise crash and burn
Senators in danger on the wrong side of the aisle
Lie to lie -- lie to lie
Rising up in anger, deposing witnesses
On the edges of the polls
Senators in disguise -- legal hearts, weary eyes
Grim-faced jurors on TV and under oath
Some will cry, "The table's turned!"
Some will lie, but none will learn
Senators in disguise crash and burn