(Poor Bill...  First Hillary says he was abused as a child.  Then he's fined $90,000
for "giving false testimony."  All in one day.  In trying times such as these,
the president takes solace in thoughts of simpler, more innocent times...)

PEOPLE OF LITTLE ROCK
(To the tune of "People of the South Wind," from the Kansas album Monolith)
 

There are some who can still remember
All the things that I used to do
When the girls of my youth, unnumbered,
Understood I'd had more than a few
Oh, I can still see the trusting faces when the times were so good
All in the old familiar places; I'd go back if I could...

To the people of Little Rock
(To the people of the Rock)
To the people out in Little Rock
To the people of Little Rock
(Take a trip 'round the block)
To the people out in Little Rock

Well, it's a hard thing to face the music
But my lawyers say it's something I've got to do
So I hope there's no one else who remembers
All the shady deals I helped to push through
Now, my old friends sit in isolation with a guard at the door
Memories their only consolation; I'm who they're lying for...

They're the people of Little Rock
(They're the people of the Rock)
They're the people out of Little Rock
They're the people of Little Rock
(Watch the hands on the clock)
They're the people out of Little Rock

Now I've wriggled through impeachment hearings
And I've seen what they had on me
But I guess they overlooked all the ev'dence --
Wish they'd done the same for Charlie Trie
Now I look back and it makes me wonder why I'm still walking free
The legal battles I fought and won here; you know that I deserve to be...

With the people on the Big Rock
(With the people on the Rock)
With the people on the Jailhouse Rock
With the people on the Big Rock
(I hear the sliding bars lock)
With the people on the Jailhouse Rock

There was a time they were free
And now they wait for me
Where we'll be doin' time
And I'll be payin' my fine
With the people on the Rock