NO ROOM FOR AN INTERN
(To the tune of "No Room for a Stranger," from the Kansas album Audio-Visions)
 

Have you ever felt like jumping out of a window
On account of your pride?
Have you ever talked like you were losing your marbles
'Cause someone hurt you deep inside?

Well, I had a guy so strong and so healthy
I lived for him night and day
But Ms. Lieberman said since I was so stealthy
There'd be no room for an intern to stay
No room for an intern

I played the game in return for immunity
I told 'em the whole sordid mess
If I'd had any sense and a little more dignity
I'd have burned that stupid dress
Burned it up; look what they've done to me; why won't they let me be?

Have you ever felt like scum in the gutter?
Well, that's how I feel these days
Have you ever talked like you were loose in the rudder?
There'll be no room for an intern today
No room for an intern; where is my shame?