(Oh, for the days when a personal computer was personal...)

MY PENTIUM
(To the tune of "Byzantium," from the Kansas album Somewhere to Elsewhere)
 

Comp'nies sitting in the sun
Can your wares resist monopoly?
Under Microsoft's domain
Did your bottom line reveal the frailty of your market share?
The conqueror was Bill

Where Mosaic ruled the Web
Only shadows of your source code remain
"My Computer's" not my own
Overtaken from without; enslaved to the redundancy,
A clone inside and out

We're looking out upon a sea of drones
Where are the days when I could say, "My Pentium"?

DR-DOS and CP/M,
GeoWorks and Apple Macintosh
OS/2 from IBM,
Did your bottom line reveal the frailty of your market share?
The conqueror was Bill

We're looking out upon a sea of drones
Where are the days when I could say, "My Pentium"?
We're looking out upon a sea of drones
Where are the days when I could say, "My Pentium"?