MONICA L'WINSKY
(To the tune of "Eleanor Rigby," from the Kansas album Always Never the Same)
 

Ah, look at all the lustful people
Ah, look at all the lustful people
All the lustful people

Monica L'winsky
Hangs up the phone after chatting a while with a friend
Lives in a dream
Checks in with Betty
Wearing a dress that she bought just a short time before
Who is it for?

All the lustful people; where do they all come from?
All the lustful people; where do they all belong?

President Clinton
Writing the words to a speech that no one will believe
Lives to deceive
Welcomes his girlfriend
Closing the door when he thinks that there's nobody there
Thinks we won't care

All the lustful people; where do they all come from?
All the lustful people; where do they all belong?
Ah, look at all the lustful people
Ah, look at all the lustful people
All the lustful people

Monica L'winsky
Turned in the dress in exchange for a promise from Starr
She's safe so far
President Clinton
Shaking his finger in front of the media pool
Takes us for fools

All the lustful people; where do they all come from?
All the lustful people; where do they all belong?
All the lustful people...