MIRY-ED
(To the tune of "Myriad," from the Kansas album Somewhere to Elsewhere)
 

Under debate, archaic form
Both a laughing-stock and yet the norm
Revision's near; mode of balloting will soon reform

Election's change lies in their hand
Court authority will count command
Solutions few; line and arrow will revote demand

Miry-ed
See the ballots as they're piling up
Thousands and thousands
Miry-ed
White House winner captive to the count
Vote upon vote, every canvasser holds the key

News cycle turns; the hour's late
Voter intention prognosticate
Estimating what the people want; chad impregnate

Miry-ed
See the ballots as they're piling up
Thousands and thousands
Miry-ed
White House winner captive to the count
Vote upon vote, every canvasser holds the key

Quandaries no man can know
No standards to address
No ballots left unturned
No choices but to guess

Miry-ed
See the ballots as they're piling up
Thousands and thousands
Miry-ed
White House winner captive to the count
Vote upon vote, every canvasser holds the key