(Regarding Willie's sworn deposition in the Paula Jones case: simply in-contemptible...)   LIAR (To the tune of "Loner," from the Kansas album Audio-Visions)     I remember when I saw your face I said out loud, "She's out of place; She's state-employed, but still could be my sweetheart." Your hair was long; you looked so fine; my troopers knew I felt a kind of magic Would you feel that for me?   I thought that you would understand; I thought that you were in my hand Now's the time when I can't say just what I did back on that day I'm a liar   I remember standing 'fore you, Judge; the truth I promised not to fudge 'Bout my relationship with that young intern You tell me now you've heard it all -- what went on in my bathroom stall I swear I don't know how she got that shin burn   I thought that you would understand; I thought that you were in my hand Now's the time when I can't say just what we did back on that day I'm a lawyer   I knew that y'all would understand; I knew the polls were in my hand Now's the time when y'all don't care who else has seen my underwear I'm a liar