IMPEACHMENT TIME
(To the tune of "Desperate Times," from the Kansas album Freaks of Nature)
 

Why won't you say how you are voting?
Why won't you praise all I have done?
You tell me your seat is in danger
I tell you we've already won
I feel your pain; you know what I'm saying
But I'll fight their claims the way I know how:

What about Hyde, Hyde, Henry Hyde?
Difference 'tween us: I'm the one who lied
I'm a saint or a sinner--so you'll decide at impeachment time
Poll, poll, Harris poll
Carry me quick past the lies I told
I'm a saint or a sinner and this is impeachment time

I would sell my soul to make you support me
I would sell my soul 'cause I know you're still peeved
Where will I go to hide from their charges?
Where will I go if you don't believe?
Bad blood rains down; the inquiry's started
Cold blood rains down; the truth will win out

Okay, I lied, lied; so I lied
I'm not alone with a lot to hide
I'm a saint or a sinner--so you'll decide at impeachment time
Poll, poll, Harris poll
Carry me quick past the lies I told
I'm a saint or a sinner and this is impeachment time

What about Hyde, Hyde, Henry Hyde?
Difference 'tween us: I'm the one who lied
I'm a saint or a sinner--so you'll decide at impeachment time
Poll, poll, Harris poll
Carry me quick past the lies I told
I'm a saint or a sinner and this is impeachment time