HOLE-PUNCH INSERT
(To the tune of "Opus Insert," from the Kansas album Leftoverture)
 

There's a reason I didn't win; it's the fact and the way of the spin
Unending election; first totals are tossed, no matter what the cost
I'm behind only just a tad; there's a dimple in every chad
All of the ballots; between all the holes, there's so much that's left untold

But there're too many unpunched cards, my friend
And we just can't let them fall away
For this race is a precious thing, my friend
So keep counting beyond Sunday

There's a recount for every vote, and it's more than the vote you wrote
Unending election; it comes at a price, counting not once but thrice

But there's nothing that we can't do, my friend,
'Cause my lawyers are with us all
Oh, they're here and they're now, they're up and they're down;
You can feel them surrounding us all

Though I won the raw vote slates, only problem is the states and electors
In this crazy, mixed-up mess, they'll soon blame me for this stress
Heretofore, we'll win this war

And there're times when I can't explain why the recounts are still in vain
Bush is still leading; recount 'em once more, count 'til 2004

But there're too many unpunched cards, my friend
And we just can't let them fall away
For this race is a precious thing, my friend
So keep counting beyond Sunday


Midi by richlaur@ptdprolog.net