FAIR EXCHANGE
(To the tune of "Fair Exchange," from the Kansas album Vinyl Confessions)
 

Your word is no good; yes, we remember:
Just a-tokin'; your draft notice returned to sender -- all we forgave you
Nobody asks and nobody tells,
And nobody speaks 'til subpoena's issued
We're calling for resignation; send your lawyers away

Fair exchange for your future
Fair exchange for your life
Hail the chief fabricator,
Bending truth to a lie
Clinton can't refuse our offer; it's a fair exchange

You're on trial; prosecutor knows the test for you
We have in mind the "solution"; our behest to you
"Censure and fine?"  We're drawing the line
Forget everything Democratics tell you
Now we'll be calling Lewinsky; all she wants is your soul

Fair exchange for your future
Fair exchange for your life
Hail the chief fabricator,
Bending truth to a lie
Clinton can't refuse our offer; it's a fair exchange

We're under control; better worry; always watching you
Now you're ensnared in the process; we're accusing you
What do you say?  We know it's a lie
Get out of line, we eliminate you
All for the good of the nation, better one man should leave

Fair exchange for your future
Fair exchange for your life
Hail the chief fabricator,
Bending truth to a lie
Clinton can't refuse our offer; it's a fair exchange