DON'T TAKE YOUR VOTE AWAY
(A Duet between Al and Dubya)
(To the tune of "Don't Take Your Love Away," from the Kansas album Drastic Measures)
 

Al:
You can take away the pundits
Take away the polls
Take away my years of public work

W:
You can take all my pride away
The raw count that's left me behind
You can have it all

Al & W:
Don't ever, don't ever take your vote away
Don't ever, don't ever take your vote away
Don't ever, don't ever take your vote away
Don't take your vote away
Don't, don't ever...

W:
The days are passing by me
Like a bad dream from which I can't wake up
Yes or no, I just don't know

Al:
Up in the air
Pot of gold's at rainbow's end
And it's waiting there for me
So don't ever take it away

Al:  'Cause nothing means a thing to come so near
W:   To lose the Sunshine State's my only fear
Al:  I just want to let you know
W:   I can't make it on my own

Al & W:
Don't ever, don't ever take your vote away
Don't ever, don't ever take your vote away
Don't ever, don't ever take your vote away
Don't take your vote away
Don't, don't ever...

W:   Never before have I seen something so confusing
Al:  I never thought the election would drag on so long
W:   The way that I feel when I look at the count, I'm queasy
Al:  So don't take away what I need more than anything else

Al & W:
Don't ever, don't ever take your vote away...



 
 

Hey!  Give me back those votes!
I'm waiting for the will of the people...
I won the recounts...
The ballots were confusing...
Fourth-graders could read 'em...
You don't have to get snippy about it...