(He survived Hillary's health care fiasco.  He survived the G.O.P revolution.
He survived the government shutdown.  He survived Dole's challenge in '96.
He survived Travelgate, Filegate and Monicagate.  He won the war in Kosovo.
He's beyond teflon.  He's big.  He's bad.  He's tough as nails.  He's a...)

CLINTON OF IRON
(To the tune of "Curtain of Iron," from the Kansas album Audio-Visions)
 

The right wing of Congress is sullen
All impeachment plans have crumbled to dust
As elections near, you can feel their fear
Their margin is but half a dozen
And their faith in their future is dim
Can this be the end?  Will the left ascend?

See the right wing twist and turn
Lessons from the past unlearned
Shorn of their power by a Clinton of iron
Never will the right wing learn

The Office Oval's in the distance
And reclaiming it's the heart of their dream
Clinton's ratings rise, in spite of his lies

See the right wing writhe and squirm
Lessons from the past unlearned
Shorn of their power by a Clinton of iron
Ever will the right wing learn?

As 2000 nears, same old nostrums
Hopefuls down the Hatch, in the Dole-drums
Cash flow calls the shots; Quayle in hand is worth two in the Bush
Who'll be blessed by mighty Rush?

Pundits speak of Gore -- heir apparent
Soiled by Willie's past -- lusts aberrant
Now it's plain to see -- Clinton's legacy may spell Al's doom
Where did Hill'ry hide her broom?

There's a certain belief 'mid the public
That our nation deserves to stand proud
For this hope we pray come Election Day

See the left wing twist and turn
From their folly we will learn
Bill's sordid legacy soon will resolve
See the left wing writhe and squirm
Lessons from the past unlearned
Crushed by their deadweight, a Clinton of iron