BLAMESTREAM
(To the tune of "Mainstream," from the Kansas album Drastic Measures)
 

Politics--have you had your fix?
You come to regret it
Off the wall; too short or too tall--
The system expects it
We've lost the Congress; what's it all been for?
Skilled at lying; we're stealin' so much more

It's so indictable and everybody judges by the documents you're hiding
Just stash 'em out inside the trunk of a car and keep 'em hidden (hidden, hidden)
Just keep it blurry, boys; it's gonna be all right as long as we protect the Clintons
Will the questions ever go away?
Is the prosecutor here to stay?
Denial's the official line
Gotta take care of the Clintons
If we stay within the party line
We can fool 'em all again this time
Survive another year

Vince Foster is dead; our hands are stained red
Conspiracy speculations
We're deep in the hole; our souls have been sold:
Red Chinese cash donations
Really winged it, but we're not quite sure it flies:
"No one's buying your last alibis!"

It's so indictable and everybody judges by the documents you're hiding
Just stash 'em out inside the trunk of a car and keep 'em hidden (hidden, hidden)
Just keep it blurry, boys; it's gonna be all right as long as we protect the Clintons
Will the questions ever go away?
Is the prosecutor here to stay?
Denial's the official line
Better take care of the Clintons
Whitewater-gate is crashing in
And our legacy is wearing thin
Survive another year

Liberal mold; we're packaged and sold:
Seniors and children
Health care and gays; we're consistency knaves
Flip-flopping is bewilderin'
We're in office; what else is it for?
Next election, make way for Al Gore!

It's so indictable and everybody judges by the documents you're hiding
Just stash 'em out inside the trunk of a car and keep 'em hidden (hidden, hidden)
Just keep it blurry, boys; it's gonna be all right as long as we protect the Clintons
Will the questions ever go away?
Is the prosecutor here to stay?
Denial's the official line
Gotta take care of the Clintons
Just make sure they haven't bugged the phones
And let's please get rid of Paula Jones
Survive another year

Blamestream, blamestream....