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The Dead Sea Scrolls make no mention whatsoever of Jesus, John the Baptist or Mary Magdalene, nor should we expect them to do so.  They were the product of a Jewish separatist sect called the Essenes who inhabited the Qumran area of the Dead Sea from about 200 B.C. to 100. A.D. and who wished nothing to do with "apostate" Jerusalem nor anything that came from it (such as the early Christian church).

The Nag Hammadi Gnostic Gospels found in Egypt in 1945 date anywhere from decades to more than a century after the composition of the canonical Gospels that appear in the Christian New Testament and reflect the gnostic agenda of those who created them.

The canonical Gospels show no evidence of wholesale alterations in the transmission of their texts from the earliest known papyri fragments dating from centuries before the Council of Nicea to the codices published in the centuries afterward.

As opposed to the very human Jesus who appears in the canonical Gospels, the Jesus of the Gnostic Gospels is so otherworldly as to seem more at home in the world of "Star Wars" than in that of the early centuries of the Christian church.  Also, the "liberated" Gnostic Jesus proclaims that women will be made ready for the kingdom of heaven by being transformed into men.

The Muratorian Canon, an ancient manuscript listing the 27 books of the New Testament as being the books accepted as canonical by the church, predates Constantine and the Council of Nicea by more than a century.

The "extremely close" vote by which the nature of Jesus' divinity (not whether he was divine; that was already long accepted by the church) was decided at Nicea in 325 A.D. was by the "extremely close" margin of 316-2.

Mitochondrial DNA analysis of the foot bone of a known Merovingian queen from the seventh century A.D. (the Merovingian line being alleged to preserve the alleged bloodline of Jesus) found no Middle Eastern genetic markers in the DNA, only European ones, indicating that there was no Middle Eastern blood (and thus no bloodline of Jesus) in her ancestry.

The "ancient" Priory of Sion didn't even exist until 1956 when Pierre Plantard, long known to French authorities as a charlatan and con artist with delusions of grandeur, invented the organization out of whole cloth and back-filled its roster of alleged "grand masters" with famous personages from history. He went so far as to proclaim himself the true king of France (of Merovingian ancestry, of course).  He finally admitted under oath in 1993 that the whole thing was a hoax and died in obscurity in Paris in 2000.

The very same character in Dan Brown's novel The Da Vinci Code who decries the church as being a liar, a cheat, a thief, a mass murderer and a master manipulator throughout its whole history is himself revealed at the end of the novel to be a liar, a cheat, a thief, a mass murderer and indeed the master manipulator of the whole story... so why would you believe anything that a character like that has to say about church history?  (There.  I just spoiled the whole movie for you.  Sue me.)

Speaking of the movie, Tom Hanks' hair looks hideous.

Dan Brown has goddess worship coming out the yin-yang.

If you're going to write a historical novel, at least try to get the history right.

There is no such thing as "an historical novel"; it's "a historical novel," as I wrote above.  Would you say that a woman had had "an hysterectomy" or that you lived in "an house"?

Factually speaking, this is a long list of facts.
 

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